It's nice to have good friends.........

True" Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much

Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well

Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.


I was recently sent this and thought it was pretty darn funny. I hope ya'll enjoyed it as well.

All joking aside, I would like to throw a shout out about a couple of my good friends. This is for Bill and Chris. I know that I've already told you guys thank you for helping me out in my time of need and how much it meant to me, but I thought everyone else should know just how special you guys are. It sounds mushy, I know, but you guys are the best. (Bill, as you are reading this try not to think about the pink, oh I mean violet shutters!!!:-) )
I'm not going to make this a long and boring thing, so I'll just say it. Bill and Chris, while I was at your place I was treated better than I would've ever thought of being treated. Like a part your family. I don't know about everyone else, but that says something about what kind of people you really are. I know that I've already told you this guys, but if you ever need ANYTHING from me, just ask. It doesn't matter if you need a mediator for when you are arguing about the color of your............, let's just use shutters as an example, just call. I mean anything. (Bill, this does exclude all sexual favors of course, but anything else!)

Again, thanks guys. Love ya's.